Apr
29
Donuts and Jim Schoenfeld and the Stanley Cup Playoffs
Posted in History of Donut on April 29th, 2007 - 3 CommentsBlognut loves Donuts. But since I spent a good portion of my childhood in Buffalo, New York, Blognut also loves hockey. Which is why the Stanley Cup playoffs – highlighted by the President’s Trophy winning Buffalo Sabres!!!! – have occupied much of my time recently and resulted in a severe lack of Blognut posts. But tonight as I watch the New Jersey Devils defeat the Ottawa Senators in double OT, I realize the glaring connection between the NHL, the Buffalo Sabres, the New Jersey Devils, and Donuts, which until now, I’ve over-looked: that being Jim Schoenfeld.
Jim played for the Sabres for 11 years in the 70s and 80s before serving as head coach for a handful of teams (including the Sabres and Devils) and becoming a master mattress dealer on low-budget City Mattress commercials (which I remember dancing to as a child). But Schoenfeld’s crowning achievement came during the 1988 Stanley Cup Playoffs. After Jim’s New Jersey Devils suffered an embarrassing 6-1 loss against the Boston Bruins, he took out his frustrations on referee Don Koharski, screaming at the official to, “Go have another Donut, you fat pig!”
Schoenfeld ended up getting suspended, but his team managed to land a court order preventing his suspension. Koharski and his striped colleagues boycotted the decision and the NHL was forced to use temporary replacement officials for a while.
The incident was later parodied in Wayne’s World. The movie portrayed a rotund police man named Officer Koharski who hung out at the fictional Stan Mikita’s Doughnut Shop – no doubt a play on the Canadian Donut chain Tim Horton’s, thought up by hockey-loving Canuck Mike Myers (both Stan and Tim were renowned old-time hockey players).
Now I know Jim Schoenfeld used the word “Donut” as an insult, implying that such a feast is fit for an overweight and incompetent hockey referee. And while I don’t appreciate his lack of respect for my favorite of all foods, the incident is an important and memorable piece of both Donut and hockey history and must be chronicled. And if Koharski did in fact go “have another Donut,” then good for him. I would’ve been right there with him.
Lastly, how could I write a post about Jim Schoenfeld without mentioning that in 1971 he recorded a folk-rock album called” Schony”, which, despite not mentioning Donuts, does have a track called, “Barbeque in Heaven,” and a maybe-he-should-stick-with-hockey cover of “All Along the Watchtower.” Take a listen.




























