May
13
Bubble Gum Donut
Posted in Don't Eat Donuts Here, Donuts in Packages on May 13th, 2007 - 13 Comments 
Before I return to Blognut’s Massachusetts Donut Tour, I must first drop my first ever “0″ Donut score. Typically one Donut is as low as I go. But I’m here creating a customized, sub-scale score of no Donuts to accomodate the worst Donut I’ve ever tasted: Entenmann’s BUBBLE GUM flavored Pop’ems.
And this has nothing to do with mass-marketing, artificial preservatives, or Entenmann’s. I actually love regular Pop’ems and have been known to eat entire boxes in one sitting. My contempt is instead directed at the globby, sticky bright pink sprinkles that have both the taste and consistency of cheap, over-sugared bubble gum.
I mean, these things are truly vile. I couldn’t even make it through one bite without having to wash my mouth out with ice water and Fresca for the next 15 minutes. And I was still tasting bubble gum flavor on my jog nearly two hours later. DISGUSTING!
Donut Score: No Donuts
